1、每天早上起床的第一个念头就是不想上班，想再多睡会。
The first thought of getting up every morning is that I don't want to go to work and want to sleep more.
2、怎么说呢？每个月总有那么个30天不想上班。
How to put it? There are always 30 days a month when I don't want to go to work.

3、明明可以靠颜值吃饭，为什么我会选择上班？
Why do I choose to work when I can rely on my appearance?
4、如果上班太难，那就祝我们早点下班。
If it's too hard to go to work, wish us an early one.

5、觉得自己的性格真的不适合上班，只适合领工资。
I feel that my personality is really not suitable for work, only for salary.